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                _January 25 – Famous journalist sues Obama over HORRIFIC Homeland Battlefield Bill, aka NDAA, which eliminates due process for Americans in the new Soviet Gulag USA. In other words, more tyranny. And what's up with our latest love affair with Newt Gingrich? Plus, K-9 units prowling the light-rail trains in Portland, and our super-elite overlords meeting in Davos, Switzerland, to discuss, get this . . . the failure of capitalism and the need for a new financial system?!
                _January 18 – Our guest was Bev Harris of blackboxvoting.org. We  discussed voting irregularities (900 dead people voted in recent elections in South Carolina; they smelled terrible!) and the problems with electronic, paperless voting. Plus a foreign company now controls the reporting of results for even local and state elections? No way! Sorry, way. The LA GOP moved the date of the Louisiana Republican caucus back a few months, so instead of being one of the first in the nation, Louisiana is one of the last. Huh?

                CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE JAN. 18 PODCAST


                _Baldy's anagram of the day: "retching wing," as in "Newt Gingrich is from the retching wing of the Republican party."
                "Retching wing" is an anagram of "Newt Gingrich."


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                Baldy offers his unique take on the important issues of the day _
                January 24, 2012
                South Carolina: The state that Newt too much

                South Carolina Republicans have spoken, and it's Newt they want.

                Nice pick, if you think about it. While many of Gingrich's Republican competitors have shown themselves to be serial flip-floppers, Gingrich has been consistent on at least one issue: marry, cheat, divorce, marry the mistress, cheat, divorce, marry the mistress.

                Newt has not confessed to cheating on wife number three. Yet. Maybe he's given up cheating. If so, the most likely explanation is not that he has flip-flopped and become honorable, but rather that he fears wife number three would behead him, ala Goldfinger's henchman Oddjob, with that freaky thing on her head that sort of resembles hair.

                Some would argue that Republicans have given up the moral high ground and can no longer bash Bill Clinton for his affairs, foreign and domestic. But those people are wrong, of course, because while Clinton cheated on one hundred percent of his wives, Gingrich has cheated on only sixty-seven percent of his. Officially, that is.

                Republicans who are considering future runs for the White House should right away begin focusing on the Gingrich formula of marry, cheat, divorce, etc. After all, Newt didn't build up his impressive collection of wives, mistresses and ex-wives overnight. Phil Lander in 2016, anyone?

                Then there's the issue of Gingrich's age and health. If Gingrich were to be elected, he would be a few months shy of seventy at the time of the inauguration, making him the second-oldest to reach the White House. Why no questions about his age? We hear plenty of questions about Ron Paul's age (he's about eight years older than Gingrich), but Paul exercises regularly and is physically fit. Gingrigh probably hasn't laced up athletic shoes since he first started chasing after mistresses in the mid-1960's, which, it is rumored, is the last time he could see his feet while showering (to those who just threw up their mouths, I apologize).

                President Kennedy, according to legend, once infamously declared to a crowd in West Berlin that he was a jelly donut. Now, I did not know Jack Kennedy, and Jack Kennedy was not a friend of mine, but this much I know: Jack Kennedy was no jelly donut.

                Gingrich is.

                Gingrich and Paul are perfect examples of Baldy's Law, which states that for each of the Republican candidates for president, w + x = c, where w equals number of current wives, x equals number of ex-wives, and c equals number of chins.

                Why does this soft, doughy, overweight, 68-year-old jelly donut get a pass from a silent media when it comes to his age and health? Do we really want a president who looks like a cross between Julia Child, Paula Deen, and Mrs. Butterworth?

                How is it that marry, cheat, divorce, marry the mistress, cheat, divorce, marry the mistress has become the formula for success? Perhaps the corporate media are partial to his foreign policy, which advocates that the U.S. commit acts of terrorism in Iran and lie about it, followed by full-on war if necessary.

                Gingrich recently recommended "maximum covert operations to block and disrupt the Iranian program, including taking out their scientists, including breaking up their systems, all of it covertly, all of it deniable." And if our acts of terrorism don't have the desired effect, "you have to take whatever steps are necessary to break (Iran's) capacity to have a nuclear weapon."

                Is it a coincidence that "South Carolina" is an anagram for "Iran Holocaust"?

                More articles at the Baldy's Bombast page

                _Blondie's Bluster

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                _The Blonde takes off the gloves and pounds out hard-hitting commentary on issues of local, national, and global importance.

                ___January 16, 2012
                FLASH: Louisiana Republican Party Moves to Dilute Louisiana Conservatives Ability To Influence Selection of Nominee; Caucus set for April 28

                In an astounding move the Louisiana Republican party has chosen to set the date for the caucus for April 28, long after Super Tuesday, diluting the ability of Louisiana conservatives to select the Republican nominee. The caucus is traditionally held in January, before Super Tuesday on March 6, thus providing Louisiana conservatives with a national stage and the ability to influence the selection of the nominee.

                Roger Villere, state chair of the party, confirmed the April date and tried to correlate it with the state's efforts to have the Republican National Committee allow Louisiana seven delegates instead of six.  When asked how this could possibly be good for Louisiana and conservatives, Villere stated that the primary is March 24, but admitted that by then Super Tuesday would be over.

                More as this story develops.

                [Baldy's unauthorized intrusion into Blondie's column: Is it a coincidence that "Villere" rhymes with "Hillary?" I think not!]

                More articles at the Blondie's Bluster page.



                Vinny Ravioli

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                We're not sure how it happened, but our news and sports correspondent Vinny Ravioli has become the star of the Baldy & The Blonde show. Come to think of it, we DO know how he became the star: His phone calls are always freakin' HYSTERICAL!

                Vinny on foreign aid and oppressive dictators (2-16-11)
                Vinny Ravioli page

                Vinny on Communism and the classless society (7–31–10)
                Vinny rips into BP CEO Doug Suttles (6-12-10)
                "Vinny's Limerick"
                There once was a dumb‐ass named Doug Suttles,
                Whose company filled the gulf with puddles (of erl)
                The erl gushed out more and more,
                And gushed all the way to the shore,
                And if I ever run into Doug Suttles, I'm gonna beat his ass, then drink a couple‐a cold ones, then I'm gonna beat his ass some more, then I'm gonna hold him while Little Vinny beats his ass, then I'm gonna write assface on his forehead with a Sharpie.

                Anagram (or, Nanagram) submitted
                by Vinny's Nana Shirl
                Doug Suttles, British Petroleum Chief Operating Officer =
                React to this effing oil pipe furor, Mr. Gutless Douche Bite

                "Vinny's Anagram"
                Tony Hayward = That som‐bitchin’ enema bag better hope he never runs into me, because if he does, I swear I’ll shove a barrel of dispersant up his [and here, Vinny ran out of letters]

                check out Baldy's World Famous Anagrams
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                USS Liberty-- Israeli jets attacked a US ship in international waters; 34 killed (6/8/67); cover‐up continued for years

                Operation Northwoods -- US military planned acts of terror to be committed on American soil; JFK stopped it

                The Report From Iron Mountain — Published in 1966, it is the smoking gun showing that the tyranny and massive government waste we are witnessing today was planned long ago.

                Chemtrails— Toxic spraying of the sky. When Time magazine reports on it, the Council on Foreign Relations holds a workshop, and Bill Gates donates several million dollars to it, who are we to say there's nothing to it?

                Global Warming Hoax --If top scientists call man‐caused global warming "the greatest scientific hoax of all time," shouldn't we all at least admit that the debate isn't settled?

                CIA counter-terrorism expert:
                U.S. foreign policy "insane"
                Michael Scheuer, 22-year CIA veteran and former chief of the CIA's bin Laden tracking unit, explains how our aggressive, interventionist foreign policy is working against us.


                Headlines  (Baldy & The Blonde original articles)
                FEMA preparing for "catastrophic disaster event" in New Madrid Seismic Zone

                Mexican surveillance drone crashes in U.S., several U.S. agencies, press take part in cover up


                DHS's return of spy drone to Mexican government just another example of government evidence tampering


                More Baldy & The Blonde favorites
                Here's a link to even more (check back; we're always adding)

                Judge Andrew Napolitano answers the question,
                "How should a Patriot Act?"



                Chinese riot police turn tail and run from a crowd armed with . . . guts?
                Recent shows
                January 11  –  In the first half of the show, our guest was Chef Keith Snow of harvesteating.com. Keith is more than just a super chef. He's also a super patriot who has impeccable taste in radio shows. We'll discuss everything from tailgating to tyranny. In the second half, we discussed the upcoming Louisiana caucuses and primary, the results from the New Hampshire primary, and a little Saints-Niners. (And thanks, Rudy, for cutting off the start of the show.)
                January 4 -- This was a free-wheeling, fast-paced show. We looked at the "dangerous" policies of Ron Paul, the results of the Iowa caucuses . . . Newt Gingrich is a chicken! And Kelly Clarkson bumper music? Yup. Sorry about that.
                December 28 -- Our guest was former CIA intelligence officer Michael Scheuer. Dr. Scheuer was chief of the CIA's bin Laden tracking unit from 1996 to 1999, then served as special adviser to that unit's chief for three years immediately following 9/11. Dr. Scheuer stated that war with Iran is "inevitable" and will probably begin prior to the 2012 general election. He is publisher of non-intervention.com.
                _December 21— Internet takeover?
                Our very special guest was FCC Commissioner Robert McDowell, who discussed a U.N. treaty that could possibly put the Internet under U.N. control a year from now. While contingencies for other countries are pushing for this, the Obama administration is doing nothing. to work against it. This show almost didn't happen. Check out "Fighting Tyranny, One Step at a Time (with help from lots of Scotch and a lingerie model)."

                Our take on . . .
                BP Catastrophe
                Dumbed-Down Education
                Full-Body Scanners
                Amazing Coincidences!


                Jesse Ventura was on B&TB Nov. 9 to talk about his lawsuit against Janet Napolitano, et al. We were the first to make the court documents available:
                Complaint 
                Opposition to Motion to Dismiss
                Order of Dismissal


                Tom Kowitz and Michele Gaudin were Time magazine's co-Persons of the Year in 2006


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                Some things are worth more than money . . .

                Here's one they forgot: Sleeping aid for children

                Globalists, bankers, and other reptiles

                They'll just waste it; he should have given it to us

                The horrors, and whores, of war

                Here is an excerpt from Rick Santorum's
                Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech.
                Congratulations, Rick!
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