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“But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.”


May 23 -- What do sane people in an insane world sound like? They sound like this.
May 30 -- The last Baldy and The Blonde show for a while (we're not sure for how long). Thank you, listeners! We hope to come back stronger than ever and to a wider audience. Keep an eye on baldyandtheblonde.com for updates.

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Baldy's Bombast
Baldy offers his unique take on the important issues of the day
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__July 4, 2012
Celebrate July 4 at your peril, courtesy of the feral government

Many people make a point to refer to the Fourth of July as Independence Day. I used to do that.

But that doesn't make much sense, since July 4, 1776, was merely the date on which a few landowners declared the American colonies to be "Free and Independent States."

But declaring oneself free does not make one free.

The following riddle has been attributed to Abraham Lincoln, the great enemy of Free and Independent States: If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, four, because calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

That's true. And declaring the American colonies Free and Independent States did not make them so.

Particularly on July 4, we seem to accept the notion that the colonists gained their independence via a declaration. Via rhetoric. But that's nonsense. The colonists gained their independence by defeating their nation's army, by shooting agents of their country's government.

Harsh.

Perhaps we should celebrate our Independence on October 19. That was the date, in 1781, that General Cornwallis, by proxy, surrendered at Yorktown.

If not October 19, then perhaps September 3, the date, in 1783, on which the Treaty of Paris was signed, formally ending the Revolutionary War.

Remember: July 4 isn't so much about American independence as it is about American balls. It's about openly declaring that governments are instituted among men for the sole purpose of securing unalienable rights, that governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, and that when governments exercise too many unjust powers, it is the right and duty of the People to make a big change.

It's not really a radical idea, throwing off one's government. It's not like it's never happened in world history, or anything. What's radical is not throwing off a government that becomes destructive of the happiness and well-being of the People.

But "throwing off" a government is not necessarily revolutionary. After all, any time a nation rewrites its constitution, it is altering its government, if not abolishing it and throwing it off.

Does the typical American today think it was so horrible that thirteen American governments were altered in 1781 with the ratification of the Articles of Confederation?

Does the typical American today think it was so horrible that the federal government was altered, if not abolished and remade, when the U.S. Constitution went into effect in 1789?

Have you heard of the bloody revolution that recently took place in Iceland, wherein the people threw off their government? Of course not, because it didn't happen. But the people did indeed throw off their government by rewriting their constitution from scratch.

See? Not that big of a deal.

Read the rest of this article at the Baldy's Bombast page

_Blondie's Bluster

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_The Blonde takes off the gloves and pounds out hard-hitting commentary on issues of local, national, and global importance.

___January 16, 2012
Louisiana Republican Party Moves to Diminish Louisiana Conservatives Ability To Influence Selection of Nominee; Caucus set for April 28

In an astounding move the Louisiana Republican party has chosen to set the date for the caucus for April 28, long after Super Tuesday, diluting the ability of Louisiana conservatives to select the Republican nominee. The caucus is traditionally held in January, before Super Tuesday on March 6, thus providing Louisiana conservatives with a national stage and the ability to influence the selection of the nominee.

Roger Villere, state chair of the party, confirmed the April date and tried to correlate it with the state's efforts to have the Republican National Committee allow Louisiana seven delegates instead of six.  When asked how this could possibly be good for Louisiana and conservatives, Villere stated that the primary is March 24, but admitted that by then Super Tuesday would be over.

More as this story develops.

[Baldy's unauthorized intrusion into Blondie's column: Is it a coincidence that "Villere" rhymes with "Hillary?" I think not!]

More articles at the Blondie's Bluster page.



We got a lot of emails asking us to make a YouTube video out of our segment about the fainting phenomenon at Obama speeches. Thank you for the many compliments. Here you go.

Vinny Ravioli

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We're not sure how it happened, but our news and sports correspondent Vinny Ravioli has become the star of the Baldy & The Blonde show. Come to think of it, we DO know how he became the star: His phone calls are always freakin' HYSTERICAL!

Vinny on foreign aid and oppressive dictators (2-16-11)
Vinny Ravioli page

Vinny on Communism and the classless society (7–31–10)
Vinny rips into BP CEO Doug Suttles (6-12-10)
"Vinny's Limerick"
There once was a dumb‐ass named Doug Suttles,
Whose company filled the gulf with puddles (of erl)
The erl gushed out more and more,
And gushed all the way to the shore,
And if I ever run into Doug Suttles, I'm gonna beat his ass, then drink a couple‐a cold ones, then I'm gonna beat his ass some more, then I'm gonna hold him while Little Vinny beats his ass, then I'm gonna write assface on his forehead with a Sharpie.

Anagram (or, Nanagram) submitted
by Vinny's Nana Shirl
Doug Suttles, British Petroleum Chief Operating Officer =
React to this effing oil pipe furor, Mr. Gutless Douche Bite

"Vinny's Anagram"
Tony Hayward = That som‐bitchin’ enema bag better hope he never runs into me, because if he does, I swear I’ll shove a barrel of dispersant up his [and here, Vinny ran out of letters]

check out Baldy's World Famous Anagrams
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USS Liberty-- Israeli jets attacked a US ship in international waters; 34 killed (6/8/67); cover‐up continued for years

Operation Northwoods -- US military planned acts of terror to be committed on American soil; JFK stopped it

The Report From Iron Mountain — Published in 1966, it is the smoking gun showing that the tyranny and massive government waste we are witnessing today was planned long ago.

Chemtrails— Toxic spraying of the sky. When Time magazine reports on it, the Council on Foreign Relations holds a workshop, and Bill Gates donates several million dollars to it, who are we to say there's nothing to it?

Global Warming Hoax --If top scientists call man‐caused global warming "the greatest scientific hoax of all time," shouldn't we all at least admit that the debate isn't settled?

CIA counter-terrorism expert:
U.S. foreign policy "insane"
Michael Scheuer, 22-year CIA veteran and former chief of the CIA's bin Laden tracking unit, explains how our aggressive, interventionist foreign policy is working against us.


Headlines  (Baldy & The Blonde original articles)
FEMA preparing for "catastrophic disaster event" in New Madrid Seismic Zone

Mexican surveillance drone crashes in U.S., several U.S. agencies, press take part in cover up


DHS's return of spy drone to Mexican government just another example of government evidence tampering


More Baldy & The Blonde favorites
Here's a link to even more (check back; we're always adding)

Judge Andrew Napolitano answers the question,
"How should a Patriot Act?"



Chinese riot police turn tail and run from a crowd armed with . . . guts?
Recent shows
May 16 guest -- In a long line of shocking interviews on B&TB, this ranks at the top. Doug Hagmann is close to a government insider who says that DHS is more than preparing for civil war in the U.S., they're facilitating it. Mr. Hagmann also gave us his take on depopulation, false-flag attacks, economic chaos, and other fun stuff. MUST-HEAR RADIO.
Here is a link to the horrific U.S. Army document ("Internment and Resettlement Operations")  we referenced during the May 16 show.

May 9 -- Angela Alef and Karen Champagne of The People, LLC, update us on the Louisiana legislature’s antics, especially SB 723.
May 2 guests -- Ron Paul discussed the horrific destruction of our civil liberties and what he would do as president to restore them. Trevor Timm of Electronic Frontier Foundation discussed the CISPA bill that would give the federal government and private companies control of our private information on the Internet.
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Our take on . . .
BP Catastrophe
Dumbed-Down Education
Full-Body Scanners
Amazing Coincidences!



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Some things are worth more than money . . .

Here's one they forgot: Sleeping aid for children

Globalists, bankers, and other reptiles

They'll just waste it; he should have given it to us

The horrors, and whores, of war

The latest addition to our crack staff
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