Big Bird asks Michelle Obama about
her husband's birth certificate
Mission: Impossible
Hard to believe it's not staged
Obama bows to Hu.
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"You want me to bow to who?"
Chertoff promises to reveal big secret;
turns out to be very small deal
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Michael Chertoff testifies as to the length of his
manhood after going through a naked scanner
DHS Controversy!  Big Sis
Janet Napolitano says Chertoff is lying!!
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"First I thought he was a woman," says Napolitano.
"Then again, he thought I was a man."
September 17, 2010
DEAR CONGRESS,
This being Constitution Day, let's give you a lesson on the etymology of the word "constitution," shall we?

Cons -- That's what you are.
Tit -- That's what you are always chasing.
Tu -- Very nearly Caesar's last word, uttered, by the way, in the Senate.
Tion -- What we will do to your asses on November 2.

Love,
Baldy & The Blonde
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