Big Bird asks Michelle Obama about
her husband's birth certificate |
Mission: Impossible
Hard to believe it's not staged |
Chertoff promises to reveal big secret;
turns out to be very small deal |
DHS Controversy! Big Sis
Janet Napolitano says Chertoff is lying!! "First I thought he was a woman," says Napolitano.
"Then again, he thought I was a man." |
September 17, 2010
DEAR CONGRESS, This being Constitution Day, let's give you a lesson on the etymology of the word "constitution," shall we? Cons -- That's what you are. Tit -- That's what you are always chasing. Tu -- Very nearly Caesar's last word, uttered, by the way, in the Senate. Tion -- What we will do to your asses on November 2. Love, Baldy & The Blonde |