Ace newshound and sports correspondent Vinny Ravioli
Remember what his Nana Shirl says:
"Give a Ravioli a fifth of gin, he'll drink for a day. Teach him how to distill his own moonshine, he'll drink for a lifetime."
 Vinny Ravioli dressed as
Al Capone
The intrepid Vinny Ravioli sends us news tips you won't find anywhere else. How does he do it? Well, as Brian Williams said to journalism students at NYU:
"You’re going to be up against people who have an opinion, a modem, and a bathrobe. All of my life, developing credentials to cover my field of work, and now I’m up against a guy named Vinny in an efficiency apartment in the Bronx who hasn’t left the efficiency apartment in two years." Source for quote |
Vinny explains how to keep the government from going broke. Scroll down for more.
You haven't heard the news until you've heard it from Vinny Ravioli
Besides sending us news tips, Vinny calls in every week with his unique -- and HILARIOUS -- take on important issues. From the Saints, to Communism, to the BP catastrophe, Vinny gives us his brilliant insight that you won't want to miss. And now, at no charge to Baldy & The Blonde Premium Subscribers (or anyone else, for that matter), we have posted the entire Vinny Ravioli collection below. Take THAT, Brian Williams! |
3-30-11
Vinny talks about his nemesis from the old Brooklyn neighborhood
Vinny talks about his nemesis from the old Brooklyn neighborhood
11-10-10
Vinny wishes us a happy one-year show anniversary and reminds us we've been wrong about everything
Vinny wishes us a happy one-year show anniversary and reminds us we've been wrong about everything
11-03-10
Dead voters
Dead voters
10-27-10
Glow-in-the-dark Vinny likes the naked scanners at the airport
Glow-in-the-dark Vinny likes the naked scanners at the airport
10-20-10 — Fan Favorite!!
"Join TSA, See Some T&A"; Vinny sees a serious flaw in airport security screening
"Join TSA, See Some T&A"; Vinny sees a serious flaw in airport security screening
10-13-10
Miner (minor?) rescue; Vinny and 20 "business associates" want to join Oath Keepers
Miner (minor?) rescue; Vinny and 20 "business associates" want to join Oath Keepers
10-6-10 — Fan Favorite!!
Penicillin for habeus corpus? Was Vinny lurking around the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret?
Penicillin for habeus corpus? Was Vinny lurking around the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret?
9-29-10 Vinny Ravioli — Fan Favorite!!
Vinny consoles his paisan Garrett Hartley
Vinny consoles his paisan Garrett Hartley
9-22-10 Vinny Ravioli
Hot witch running for the U.S. Senate; Vinny's take on Bush vs. Gore
Hot witch running for the U.S. Senate; Vinny's take on Bush vs. Gore
9-15-10 Vinny Ravioli — Fan Favorite!!
No kryptonite underwear for Vinny. Is Obama like Stalin? Was Stalin Hershel Walker's backup at Georgia?
No kryptonite underwear for Vinny. Is Obama like Stalin? Was Stalin Hershel Walker's backup at Georgia?
9-8-10 Vinny Ravioli
Did Vinny kill a snitch for Saints tickets? Vinny breaks down the Saints-Vikings matchups
Did Vinny kill a snitch for Saints tickets? Vinny breaks down the Saints-Vikings matchups
9-1-10 Vinny Ravioli — Fan Favorite!!
Vinny uses a homophone, works on his linguine-istical skills; Hurricane Earl
Vinny uses a homophone, works on his linguine-istical skills; Hurricane Earl
8-25-10 Vinny Ravioli — Fan Favorite!!
Vinny solves the oil crisis; how to keep government programs from going broke; "Rollin' Rollin' Rollin!"
Vinny solves the oil crisis; how to keep government programs from going broke; "Rollin' Rollin' Rollin!"
8-18-10 Vinny Ravioli
The dumbass-ness-ness of Louisiana politicians; monk fornication; the "Drunk Hunk Monk Trunk"
The dumbass-ness-ness of Louisiana politicians; monk fornication; the "Drunk Hunk Monk Trunk"
8-11-10 Vinny Ravioli
Rickey Jackson indicted?! Does Bill Still know what he's talking about?
Rickey Jackson indicted?! Does Bill Still know what he's talking about?
8-4-10 Vinny Ravioli
Mayberry RFID Chips
Mayberry RFID Chips
7-31-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny's take on Communism, Marx & Lenin, and the classless society
Vinny's take on Communism, Marx & Lenin, and the classless society
7-24-10 Vinny Ravioli
Time travel
Time travel
7-17-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny went underground; this one is a "Best of Vinny"
Vinny went underground; this one is a "Best of Vinny"
7-10-10 Vinny Ravioli
Nana Shirl's gassy dog, Meth Lab; Was Jim Mora gassy? Ravioli mud wrestling & drinking contests
Nana Shirl's gassy dog, Meth Lab; Was Jim Mora gassy? Ravioli mud wrestling & drinking contests
7-3-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny teaches about Declaration of Independence
("We're all created equal, but then again, some broads are hotter than others.")
Vinny teaches about Declaration of Independence
("We're all created equal, but then again, some broads are hotter than others.")
6-26-10 Vinny Ravioli
Al Gore, Sex Poodle
Al Gore, Sex Poodle
6-19-10 Vinny Ravioli
Gassy Booth of Truth; Vinny gives us a chemistry lesson
Gassy Booth of Truth; Vinny gives us a chemistry lesson
6-12-10 Vinny Ravioli — Fan Favorite!!
Vinny rips into BP Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles with a VannaGram and "Vinny's Limerick"
Vinny rips into BP Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles with a VannaGram and "Vinny's Limerick"
6-5-10 Vinny Ravioli — Fan Favorite!!
Vinny reads a letter from Nana Shirl to Tony Hayward; "scrotum pole"; an incredible NanaGram
Vinny reads a letter from Nana Shirl to Tony Hayward; "scrotum pole"; an incredible NanaGram
5-29-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny figures out how to get rid of the oil off Louisiana's beaches
Vinny figures out how to get rid of the oil off Louisiana's beaches
5-22-10 Vinny Ravioli
Balls of oil / erl / Earl visible on Louisiana beaches!
Balls of oil / erl / Earl visible on Louisiana beaches!
Vinny Ravioli 5-15-10 — Fan Favorite!!
Sad news about Nana Shirl; Vinny takes her to the "MethadOne Clinic"
Sad news about Nana Shirl; Vinny takes her to the "MethadOne Clinic"
5-8-10 Vinny Ravioli — Fan Favorite!!
Vinny has jury duty; Ten Ass City; Berlin' Ersters
Vinny has jury duty; Ten Ass City; Berlin' Ersters
5-1-10 Vinny Ravioli
Mini Ravioli caught smoking; earns awards for bartending, blackjack & dice
Mini Ravioli caught smoking; earns awards for bartending, blackjack & dice
4-24-10 Vinny Ravioli
"Back Shaving, Jim Beam, and Ass-Troids, Oh My!"
"Back Shaving, Jim Beam, and Ass-Troids, Oh My!"
4-17-10 Vinny Ravioli
Little Vinny has trouble with his friends, gets in trouble for doing his homework
Little Vinny has trouble with his friends, gets in trouble for doing his homework
4-10-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny discusses Demagogues & Autocrats, names the three branches of government
Vinny discusses Demagogues & Autocrats, names the three branches of government
4-3-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny wants a biometric ID card; Rush Limbaugh deals Vitriol and Oxymoron
Vinny wants a biometric ID card; Rush Limbaugh deals Vitriol and Oxymoron
3-27-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny has trouble with the city over his business license
Vinny has trouble with the city over his business license
3-20-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny gets delayed going through the airport's naked scanners; loses his genitalia after getting married
Vinny gets delayed going through the airport's naked scanners; loses his genitalia after getting married
3-13-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny calls in from the bathroom of an adult bookstore wearing a gorilla suit on his wedding day!
Vinny calls in from the bathroom of an adult bookstore wearing a gorilla suit on his wedding day!
3-6-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny in his Bat Robe; talks about his favorite superpower and his girlfriends
Vinny in his Bat Robe; talks about his favorite superpower and his girlfriends
2-27-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny Ravioli in his Bat Robe, Mini Ravioli in his Robin Robe; Nana's authentic Italian cooking
Vinny Ravioli in his Bat Robe, Mini Ravioli in his Robin Robe; Nana's authentic Italian cooking
2-20-10 Vinny Ravioli
Vinny learns how to spell his name; Mini Ravioli plays bartender
Vinny learns how to spell his name; Mini Ravioli plays bartender