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Baldy's World-Famous Anagrams


"What's an anagram?"
One of Baldy's many useless talents is creating anagrams. If you don't know what an anagram is, don't worry. As we say on Baldy & The Blonde:

                 "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."
 
Anagram-creating is a viscious, dangerous sport, in which the contestant must rearrange the letters in a phrase to form a new phrase.

Example 1

Department of Homeland Security = Lost, impudent mercenary of death

Example 2
Brian Williams = I am brain swill
 
I am brain swill
Picture
Vinny Ravioli critic Brian Williams
Now that you've got the hang of it . . .

The freaks in the Booth of Truth
Baldy and The Blonde = The old blab and deny
Michele Gaudin = Laugh medicine
Tom Kowitz is Baldy = Boozy dimwit talks
Michele Gaudin is The Blonde = Mouth denies bleaching: lied!

Emmanuel Pepis = Ample emu penis [Emmanuel was the our engineer until he got a better offer cleaning emu cages at Audubon Zoo]

BP Oil Disaster
British Petroleum = Prime trouble, this*
Doug Suttles, British Petroleum Chief Operating Officer = React to this effing oil pipe furor, Mr. Gutless Douche Bite**
Tony Hayward = That som-bitchin’ enema bag better hope he never runs into me, because if he does, I swear I’ll shove a barrel of dispersant up his***

* Yes, yes, we know. The company name hasn't been British Petroleum for several years. Whatever.
** Doug Suttles was BP president at the time of the disaster (this Nanagram courtesy of Vinny Ravioli's Nana Shirl)
*** Tony Hayward was CEO of BP at the time of the disaster (This Vannagram courtesy of Vinny Ravioli, who used a few too many letters)


Sports
From the Saints' Super Bowl run .  .  .
New Orleans Saints = Near a sinless town
Minnesota Vikings = Sneak gin, sin, vomit
Indianapolis Colts = Idiots in Canal slop
Phoenix, Arizona = Pox in a hair zone
Minneapolis, Minnesota = Man inseminates in pool
New Orleans, Louisiana = Wins are alone in a soul
New Orleans, Louisiana = Win as one in a real soul


Politics
John McCain is a traitor = A major icon, antichrist  [Thanks for S3081, Traitor John]
Barack Hussein Obama = OK. I am Caesar. Ban Bush
Ron Paul = Our plan


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