Baldy's World-Famous Anagrams
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"What's an anagram?"
One of Baldy's many useless talents is creating anagrams. If you don't know what an anagram is, don't worry. As we say on Baldy & The Blonde: "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people." Anagram-creating is a viscious, dangerous sport, in which the contestant must rearrange the letters in a phrase to form a new phrase. Example 1 Department of Homeland Security = Lost, impudent mercenary of death Example 2 Brian Williams = I am brain swill |
I am brain swill
 Vinny Ravioli critic Brian Williams |
Now that you've got the hang of it . . .
The freaks in the Booth of Truth
Baldy and The Blonde = The old blab and deny
Michele Gaudin = Laugh medicine
Tom Kowitz is Baldy = Boozy dimwit talks
Michele Gaudin is The Blonde = Mouth denies bleaching: lied!
Emmanuel Pepis = Ample emu penis [Emmanuel was the our engineer until he got a better offer cleaning emu cages at Audubon Zoo]
BP Oil Disaster
British Petroleum = Prime trouble, this*
Doug Suttles, British Petroleum Chief Operating Officer = React to this effing oil pipe furor, Mr. Gutless Douche Bite**
Tony Hayward = That som-bitchin’ enema bag better hope he never runs into me, because if he does, I swear I’ll shove a barrel of dispersant up his***
* Yes, yes, we know. The company name hasn't been British Petroleum for several years. Whatever.
** Doug Suttles was BP president at the time of the disaster (this Nanagram courtesy of Vinny Ravioli's Nana Shirl)
*** Tony Hayward was CEO of BP at the time of the disaster (This Vannagram courtesy of Vinny Ravioli, who used a few too many letters)
Sports
From the Saints' Super Bowl run . . .
New Orleans Saints = Near a sinless town
Minnesota Vikings = Sneak gin, sin, vomit
Indianapolis Colts = Idiots in Canal slop
Phoenix, Arizona = Pox in a hair zone
Minneapolis, Minnesota = Man inseminates in pool
New Orleans, Louisiana = Wins are alone in a soul
New Orleans, Louisiana = Win as one in a real soul
Politics
John McCain is a traitor = A major icon, antichrist [Thanks for S3081, Traitor John]
Barack Hussein Obama = OK. I am Caesar. Ban Bush
Ron Paul = Our plan
The freaks in the Booth of Truth
Baldy and The Blonde = The old blab and deny
Michele Gaudin = Laugh medicine
Tom Kowitz is Baldy = Boozy dimwit talks
Michele Gaudin is The Blonde = Mouth denies bleaching: lied!
Emmanuel Pepis = Ample emu penis [Emmanuel was the our engineer until he got a better offer cleaning emu cages at Audubon Zoo]
BP Oil Disaster
British Petroleum = Prime trouble, this*
Doug Suttles, British Petroleum Chief Operating Officer = React to this effing oil pipe furor, Mr. Gutless Douche Bite**
Tony Hayward = That som-bitchin’ enema bag better hope he never runs into me, because if he does, I swear I’ll shove a barrel of dispersant up his***
* Yes, yes, we know. The company name hasn't been British Petroleum for several years. Whatever.
** Doug Suttles was BP president at the time of the disaster (this Nanagram courtesy of Vinny Ravioli's Nana Shirl)
*** Tony Hayward was CEO of BP at the time of the disaster (This Vannagram courtesy of Vinny Ravioli, who used a few too many letters)
Sports
From the Saints' Super Bowl run . . .
New Orleans Saints = Near a sinless town
Minnesota Vikings = Sneak gin, sin, vomit
Indianapolis Colts = Idiots in Canal slop
Phoenix, Arizona = Pox in a hair zone
Minneapolis, Minnesota = Man inseminates in pool
New Orleans, Louisiana = Wins are alone in a soul
New Orleans, Louisiana = Win as one in a real soul
Politics
John McCain is a traitor = A major icon, antichrist [Thanks for S3081, Traitor John]
Barack Hussein Obama = OK. I am Caesar. Ban Bush
Ron Paul = Our plan