February 8 — Preempted!
We have not been snatched by NSA or DHS or CIA or FBI or a UFO, and our show has not been canceled.But we weren't
on the air this week. Seems that broadcasting a UNO women's basketball game is more important than airing the eternal fight
against tyranny. Oh well. If the battle truly is eternal, it will be around on February 15. And so will we.
February 1 — Activist and Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Chris Hedges joins the show to discuss his current lawsuit against President Barack Obama and Defense Secretary Leon Panetta over the legality of the National Defense Authorization Act. The NDAA, of course, was signed into law on New Year's Eve by a former Nobel Peace Price winner and "senior lecturer" on the U.S. Constitution. Hmmm. Under Section 1021 of the NDAA, the U.S. military can hold U.S. citizens indefinitely, without charge, without lawyer and without trial..
_January 25 – Famous journalist sues Obama over HORRIFIC Homeland Battlefield Bill, aka NDAA, which eliminates due process for Americans in the new Soviet Gulag USA. In other words, more tyranny. And what's up with our latest love affair with Newt Gingrich? Plus, K-9 units prowling the light-rail trains in Portland, and our super-elite overlords meeting in Davos, Switzerland, to discuss, get this . . . the failure of capitalism and the need for a new financial system?!
Would you buy a used car from these two?
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Baldy's Bombast
Baldy offers his unique take on the important issues of the day _
February 10, 2012
Tom's Thumb: How a trip to the restroom turned into a trip to the emergency room and a long needle deep under my thumbnail

_ 1. Early Thursday afternoon I was at work. I had just finished doing this:
3. I somehow ended up with a half-inch wood sliver deep under my thumbnail. Here it is:
9. As luck would have it, a New Orleans Urgent Care was right around the corner. This is it:
12. After globbing a bunch of iodine on my thumb, she injected a long needle deep under my thumbnail. It looked a lot like this:
18. And as I sat there, with a half-inch sliver and a long needle deep under my thumbnail, and lava streaming into my thumb, and a smiling doctor, I thought of this line from Hamlet:

2. Then, as I was reaching for this:
4. It hurt.

5. A lot.

6. But only for a little while.

7. It bled a little, too.

8. But not for long, really.

10. Before long, I was seeing a doctor. She looked and sounded pleasant enough, and she smiled while saying this:

"This is going to hurt real bad. It's going to completely suck. It's going to be horrible."

11. It's bad enough when they say, "You're going to feel a little prick," so I knew I was in for it. (Ladies: When the doctor says that, you say, "Hey, I LIVE with a little prick, so this is nothing.")

13. It hurt a LOT.

14. And I said: "You're right. It's really bad." It was very, very bad, all right. And she said:

15. "It's about to get a lot worse."

16. Right again. It got much worse as the lava, or whatever she was using as a thumb-number, streamed into my thumb.

17. And this whole time, she's been smiling and joking with me.
19. O most pernicious woman!
O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables—meet it is I set it down
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

20. Except I had to Google it once I got home, because it's not like I had the whole thing memorized.

22. The doctor looked like a human woman, but I think she was a demon from hell. That's how bad it was.

24. And then the demon grabbed something that looked like this:
27. Then the demon jammed something else deep under my thumbnail. It probably came straight from the Devil's Foundry. It looked something like this:


21. And the lava SERIOUSLY frickin' hurt. I've had worse, but that's another story.

23. She probably brought the lava with her from the innermost circle of hell.

25. And the demon sliced my thumbnail with its blade from hell.

26. I should have taken a video of all this but didn't think about it at the time.

28. And after a couple minutes, she said, "That's it." And that was it. The sliver was out. Here's my thumb, hours later:
More articles at the Baldy's Bombast page.

_Blondie's Bluster

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_The Blonde takes off the gloves and pounds out hard-hitting commentary on issues of local, national, and global importance.
___January 16, 2012
FLASH: Louisiana Republican Party Moves to Dilute Louisiana Conservatives Ability To Influence Selection of Nominee; Caucus set for April 28

In an astounding move the Louisiana Republican party has chosen to set the date for the caucus for April 28, long after Super Tuesday, diluting the ability of Louisiana conservatives to select the Republican nominee. The caucus is traditionally held in January, before Super Tuesday on March 6, thus providing Louisiana conservatives with a national stage and the ability to influence the selection of the nominee.

Roger Villere, state chair of the party, confirmed the April date and tried to correlate it with the state's efforts to have the Republican National Committee allow Louisiana seven delegates instead of six.  When asked how this could possibly be good for Louisiana and conservatives, Villere stated that the primary is March 24, but admitted that by then Super Tuesday would be over.

More as this story develops.

[Baldy's unauthorized intrusion into Blondie's column: Is it a coincidence that "Villere" rhymes with "Hillary?" I think not!]

More articles at the Blondie's Bluster page.

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Vinny Ravioli

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We're not sure how it happened, but our news and sports correspondent Vinny Ravioli has become the star of the Baldy & The Blonde show. Come to think of it, we DO know how he became the star: His phone calls are always freakin' HYSTERICAL!
Vinny on foreign aid and oppressive dictators (2-16-11)
Vinny Ravioli page

Vinny on Communism and the classless society (7–31–10)
Vinny rips into BP CEO Doug Suttles (6-12-10)
"Vinny's Limerick"
There once was a dumb‐ass named Doug Suttles,
Whose company filled the gulf with puddles (of erl)
The erl gushed out more and more,
And gushed all the way to the shore,
And if I ever run into Doug Suttles, I'm gonna beat his ass, then drink a couple‐a cold ones, then I'm gonna beat his ass some more, then I'm gonna hold him while Little Vinny beats his ass, then I'm gonna write assface on his forehead with a Sharpie.

Anagram (or, Nanagram) submitted
by Vinny's Nana Shirl
Doug Suttles, British Petroleum Chief Operating Officer =
React to this effing oil pipe furor, Mr. Gutless Douche Bite

"Vinny's Anagram"
Tony Hayward = That som‐bitchin’ enema bag better hope he never runs into me, because if he does, I swear I’ll shove a barrel of dispersant up his [and here, Vinny ran out of letters]

check out Baldy's World Famous Anagrams
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USS Liberty-- Israeli jets attacked a US ship in international waters; 34 killed (6/8/67); cover‐up continued for years

Operation Northwoods -- US military planned acts of terror to be committed on American soil; JFK stopped it

The Report From Iron Mountain — Published in 1966, it is the smoking gun showing that the tyranny and massive government waste we are witnessing today was planned long ago.

Chemtrails— Toxic spraying of the sky. When Time magazine reports on it, the Council on Foreign Relations holds a workshop, and Bill Gates donates several million dollars to it, who are we to say there's nothing to it?

Global Warming Hoax --If top scientists call man‐caused global warming "the greatest scientific hoax of all time," shouldn't we all at least admit that the debate isn't settled?

CIA counter-terrorism expert:
U.S. foreign policy "insane"
Michael Scheuer, 22-year CIA veteran and former chief of the CIA's bin Laden tracking unit, explains how our aggressive, interventionist foreign policy is working against us.

Headlines  (Baldy & The Blonde original articles)
FEMA preparing for "catastrophic disaster event" in New Madrid Seismic Zone

Mexican surveillance drone crashes in U.S., several U.S. agencies, press take part in cover up

DHS's return of spy drone to Mexican government just another example of government evidence tampering

More Baldy & The Blonde favorites
Here's a link to even more (check back; we're always adding)

Judge Andrew Napolitano answers the question,
"How should a Patriot Act?"



Chinese riot police turn tail and run from a crowd armed with . . . guts?
Recent shows
_January 18 – Our guest was Bev Harris of blackboxvoting.org. We  discussed voting irregularities (900 dead people voted in recent elections in South Carolina; they smelled terrible!) and the problems with electronic, paperless voting. Plus a foreign company now controls the reporting of results for even local and state elections? No way! Sorry, way. The LA GOP moved the date of the Louisiana Republican caucus back a few months, so instead of being one of the first in the nation, Louisiana is one of the last. Huh?
January 11  –  In the first half of the show, our guest was Chef Keith Snow of harvesteating.com. Keith is more than just a super chef. He's also a super patriot who has impeccable taste in radio shows. We'll discuss everything from tailgating to tyranny. In the second half, we discussed the upcoming Louisiana caucuses and primary, the results from the New Hampshire primary, and a little Saints-Niners. (And thanks, Rudy, for cutting off the start of the show.)
January 4 -- This was a free-wheeling, fast-paced show. We looked at the "dangerous" policies of Ron Paul, the results of the Iowa caucuses . . . Newt Gingrich is a chicken! And Kelly Clarkson bumper music? Yup. Sorry about that.
Our take on . . .
BP Catastrophe
Dumbed-Down Education
Full-Body Scanners
Amazing Coincidences!

Jesse Ventura was on B&TB Nov. 9 to talk about his lawsuit against Janet Napolitano, et al. We were the first to make the court documents available:
Complaint 
Opposition to Motion to Dismiss
Order of Dismissal
Tom Kowitz and Michele Gaudin were Time magazine's co-Persons of the Year in 2006
Our crack staff, who are all on crack, have seized control of the bottom portion of our home page.
Baldy & The Blonde are not responsible for content "Below the Belt." But don't worry, it's all family‐friendly. 

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Recent applicant for a position on
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Some things are worth more than money . . .

Here's one they forgot: Sleeping aid for children

Globalists, bankers, and other reptiles

They'll just waste it; he should have given it to us

The horrors, and whores, of war

Here is an excerpt from Rick Santorum's
Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech.
Congratulations, Rick!