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Baldy's Bombast
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September 14, 2010
Comrade Castro lays off 500,000 workers; Comrade Obama hires them all
Comrades, I have good news and bad news to report. Tragically, Comrade Castro of Cuba recently laid off half a million state workers, mistakenly believing that the Wondrous Cuban State could no longer afford to keep them on the Payroll of the People. These noble comrades certainly would starve without the aid of the State, as would we all. But all is not lost! Comrade Obama, who understands the relationship between the Powerful Provider State and the Helpless Citizen Peasant better than Comrade Castro does, gloriously hired all 500,000 workers in an attempt to increase the size the the U.S.(S.R.) payroll to acceptable levels.
There is Hope for us yet!
Comrade Castro lays off 500,000 workers; Comrade Obama hires them all
Comrades, I have good news and bad news to report. Tragically, Comrade Castro of Cuba recently laid off half a million state workers, mistakenly believing that the Wondrous Cuban State could no longer afford to keep them on the Payroll of the People. These noble comrades certainly would starve without the aid of the State, as would we all. But all is not lost! Comrade Obama, who understands the relationship between the Powerful Provider State and the Helpless Citizen Peasant better than Comrade Castro does, gloriously hired all 500,000 workers in an attempt to increase the size the the U.S.(S.R.) payroll to acceptable levels.
There is Hope for us yet!
